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                    Blackadder II

Episode Guide

Bells
Blackadder falls in love with his manservant Bob who is in fact a girl called Kate but he doesn't know this so he thinks he has turned gay.  He seeks advice from his doctor and the wise woman.  He finds out Bob's a girl called Kate and then decides to marry her.  She dresses Baldrick up in a dress and makes him her bridesmaid.  Blackadder makes Lord Flashheart his best man and Flashheart runs away with Kate leaving Blackadder at the isle to uphold the tradition and marry Baldrick.

Head
Edmund, newly appointed Minister in charge of Religious Genocide and Lord High Executioner gets into trouble when he mixes up the beheading schedules and the people who are supposed to be beheaded get mixed up with those who aren't.

Potato
In a bid to marry the Queen and beat sir Walter Raleigh Blackadder sails dangerous waters with a literally and non-literally legless Captain. After watching this episode you will only be able to say: "ah... you have womans hands"!

Money
Blackadder owes money to the baby eating bishop of Bath and Wells who owns a red hot poker stick.  He gives Blackadder until sunset to hand over one thousand pounds.  Blackadder only has eighty pounds and he then loses it because of a pathetic joke by the queen.  He makes Baldrick become a prostitute who then makes around a shilling.  That is also lost to the queen.  While this is happening Percy tries to help Blackadder by attempting to make Gold.  He ends up creating "green".  Blackadder then sells his house and earns a thousasand pounds but he loses that over a joke created by the queen.  Blackadder then frames the Bishop and makes arond two and a half thousand pounds.

Beer
Blackadder's aunt and uncle Whiteadder come for dinner to discuss Blackadder's inheritance(they are very very firm christians).  At the same time in another room Blackadder is holding a booze up party and he accidentally locks the quuen in his cupboard.  He ends up getting drunk and giving his aunt a "thingy" shaped turnip.  When Blackadder gets drunk he is to be executed and lose his allowance but everyone gets drunk and forgets the whole thing.

Chains
Blackadder and Meltchett get kidnapped by evil prince Ludwig and queenie does not pay the ransome.  Blackadder and Meltchett buy their lives with knowledge of how Ludwig can take over the kingdom.  Blackadder and Meltchett then escape while the queen is having a fancy dress party.  They kill Ludwig but he comes back , kills everyone and dresses ip as the queen.