Captain Cook
blackadderr once again tries to
get out of the trenches. He tries to become official war artist and
since he can't paint for toffee he steals George's paintings. Unfortunately
the real reason an artist is needed is to go into noman's land. Luckily
he thinks of a cunning plan to get himself out of this.
Corporal Punishment
Communications are down and Blackadder
ends up killing General Meltchetts carry Pigeon just after killing Pigeons
becomes a court Marshall offence. Blackadder ends up having George
as his legal defence so obviously Blackadder loses the case. Luckily
George has relatives in high places.
Major Star
In an attempt to get out of the
trenches Blackadder becomes a director of shows. He has Baldricks'
Charlie Chapliin impression and Georges' drag act. Unfortunately
the General thought George was a real woman and asks him to marry him.
So Blackadder says that Georgina died. Blackadder then enlists the
elp of a girl called Bob and things do not go according to plan.
Private Plane
Blackadder, George and Meltchett
join the twenty minuters after Lord Flashheart drops in. Blackadder
and Baldrick get shot down by a German plane. They then happily
agree to teach home economics in Germany but they then get "saved".
Darling even gets headbutted by Flashheart.
General Hospital
It is Blackadders' jo to hunt out
a spy in the hospital. He then realises it is a nurse and not a patient
with a strong German accent. George-who is in hospital injured has
also been keeping his Germa uncle up-to-date on everything that has been
happening. Darling also gets tortured and shot in the foot.
Goodbyeee
At last it is time for the big
shhot down. Blackadder, Darling, George and Baldrick are all involved.
Despite Blackadders' attempts to escapethey all die!